Monday, November 16, 2009

10 Tips to Keep Men Away

1.     1. Be successful

2.     2. Go to the “ladies’ room” three times too often

3.     3. Kiss with too much tongue

4.    4.  Do not laugh at anything he says

5.     5. Act as if you are really interested in him

6.     6. Be yourself-how you act when there is no one around you (i.e., spitting, blowing your nose, taking a dump, wear no makeup)

7.     7. Have a stuffed animal fetish

8.     8. Beat him at games and sports that you play together

9.     9. Wear less feminine clothes

10. 10. Listen to his least favorite genre of music

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