Quick draw McGraw-
You're dead in an instant!
Ha! I am much faster
And skilled, I have proved
Myself worthy of all praise,
I would like to thank--
I would like to thank-
Well, myself!
Aren't I just grand?!
I drew my pistol and killed
You in a split second,
Hit you right in the head,
Oh, what a shot,
You should have seen it!
Now I am left alone,
With your bloody corpse
To revel in my victory,
How it pleases me!
How I please me!
Thank you ladies and gents,
Thank you mom and dad,
Thank you God,
For giving me such abilities!
Now I shall celebrate with Brandy-
The drink and the girl.
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