To Whom It May Concern-

Dear Mr. Government,

Now,
    I see that you think I am old enough to be capable of grown-up tasks.


I.E. Stable job, health insurance, plans for the next ten years, serious lover...


Now,
     You must see that even though I am 24, I am still a child.
 

I.E. I am still trying to graduate college, figure out this life, travel, have fun, eat in Thailand, teach English, be wild and free before I have to conform to your societal rules.


Please be informed of this and take pity on a child's well being.
I am poor, and need your help.
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Pushing my needs and the needs of others around my age under all your war folders?
Why do you still have those war folders?
Why are we still in a war?

Why did you ever proclaim a war you probably knew we could never win?

Anyways,
I would sincerely like to receive financial assistance that I do not have to pay back until I can get a "real" job. Or, I mean, you could just give me a job with all the benefits I need to become a part of your "functioning" society.

I would really appreciate your corporation on the matter, especially since I can not be on my parents insurance once I turn 25, an age I plan to leave the United States to do some exploring.
But, once I return, can my peers and I pretty please have a "good" job?

Thank you for your time and concern.


Sincerely,

America's Young Adults