Heartbreak Cake

i

Ingredients out and ready,

I am baking a cake

For my dearest,

Made with my heart and sweat

And nothing less.

ii

Set oven to 350 degrees.

3 eggs,

2 cups of flour,

2 teaspoon of baking soda,

1 teaspoon of salt,

1 teaspoon of vanilla,

1 pig's heart,

3 tablespoons of sweat.

Blend dry and liquid ingredients

(leave out the heart for now)

until there are no lumps.

iii

Pour into round cake pan,

Put into the oven,

Bake for 45 minutes.

iv

Remove baked cake and

Let cool for 15 minutes.

After cooling,

Cut a circle half way down

The middle of the cake,

Gently place pig's heart,

Which should still be fully intact,

Inside the whole and

Cover with a thin layer of cake.

v

Repeat the following words

While sprinkling cinnamon

On the bare cake:

"Eat this and be a slave

To every lonely woman's cave,

Since you are an evil soul

You shall eat a pig's heart,

Cry for hours and die alone

As your toll."

vi

Frost and serve to

Ex-boyfriend.